Within a day of diving into Foundation Blender Compositing by Roger Wickes, I've already learned a few simple things I though were super complicated and mysterious. Fun. And might as well make the test animation into something artistic while I'm at it.
All animation/rendering: Blender
Wording at end: Photoshop
Music: FL Studio
Syncing Audio/Video: Premiere
[EDIT]: I have no idea why the video cuts off so fast at the end. DA did it!